In lieu of the weekend tales of drinking and debauchery
"Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't
make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it
translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything
spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not
spiritual. You're just high."
*DISCLAIMER*
This reminded me of something Cassie WOULD SAY. Not something I would say to or about Cassie. All persons intended to be the receivers of this message are purely fictional, any and/or all similarities to real life characters are completely coincidental...
14 comments:
is this a blog version of a bitch slap?
no way, it reminded me of Cassie, because it sounded like something she'd say. Not the way that a bitch slap would mean...
no, I guess I need to make an addendum and actually explain myself...le sigh
Denny, do you want me to spit in your face now?
I don't get this thing, this thing I saw in a Pirate Porn movie, that I...accidentally watched the other night. Anyway, the girls would slap each other and spit in each other's faces. I didn't get it, do some people find that hot??!
Amber..how does one "accidentallly" watch a Porn movie?
I guess if the girls are naked they could do just about anything and people (caffx) would find it hot!
Okay, since you went there...
This guy I work with saw this on the internet, I guess, and then read about some celeb that's into it... and now he really wants to pee into a girl's butt.
Whatever floats you and yours boat, I guess... but I just don't get it.
This coming from a devoted foot fetishist, too.
I see having fetishes about specific body parts being a world away from exchanging less than desirable body fluids in strange ways.
I might enjoy stepping on balloons in stillettos, or something, but that does not equate me with scatologists. (just an example, I don't even OWN stillettos).
I'm not sure how I accidentally watched it. One minute I was in my friends kitchen making stir-fry, the next thing I know I'm watching pirate porn on a huge screen, over dinner.
` Accidentally watched it over dinner? Was this your idea or your friend's?
` ...Pee into a girl's butt!?
` That is so nonsensical-sounding that it is the type of thing readily giggled at by a) small children and b) myself.
` You know what? It's really funny when people get Chinese tattoos and don't know what they mean... and very often they don't really mean what they supposedly do! Sometimes they don't mean anything at all!
` And then they're stuck with it! And then if they go to China....
so, the peeing in the butt, it must have been a German film, I've heard those German guys are really into peeing on girls.
So it's cultural, "nurture" not "nature"?
my favorite episode of "Facts of Life" was when Toodie caught Blair peeing on Natalie, and she was all "OOOOOOOOhhh, Urine trouble..."
HA! HA HA!
*whew*
Hello? Is this thing on?
I have a friend who speaks Hindi and reads Hindi as well as sanskirt and she told me that she has seen Tattos on people that are really ad's for electronics or housewares.. hahahahahahahahaha
haha! that is AWESOME!!!!
i WOULD say that!!!
that reminds me of a story i heard on NPR (listen to it here about a guy who has a whole webpage dedicated to these horrible misuse of chinese charactures people have as tattoo, jewelry, stickers, clothing, etc. Click HERE to check it out! It's really funny!!!
so is that what you say to someone that sponsors your long ass bike ride?
Caff?
uhm, I must have missed that Fact of Life, did it involve roller skates?
anal watersports, rollerskates and Tootie....well my weekend has now offically started....party on!
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