Street Preacher: Have you found Jesus?! Guy #1: Why? Did you lose him? Street Preacher: Have you found your Lord, our Savior, Jesus Christ? Guy #2: Next time, try using better fucking nails!
` Per-FECT! ` That reminds me: Did you ever hear the supposed tech support incident where this guy is telling a customer to right-click on the desktop to make a menu to come up. The guy was like; "Nothing's happening, still." So the tech support guy asks him what he's been doing, and the guy says; "Well, I've been writing 'click' on the desktop and nothing's happened...."
` I don't know any Jesus freaks (at least, besides that one Jewish girl... it's a bizarre story), but I do occasionally hang out with a Jesus. As you probably know by now. There is much on my blog about my strange friends as of late.
My heart is a whale song, my eyes find spirals everywhere, my mouth speaks of broken chords and dying trees, my feet find the ground uneven and yet so irresistible.
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haha! so can anyone post on that site? i should check it out more often....
I don't know, it's funny, I'm obsessed...
` Per-FECT!
` That reminds me: Did you ever hear the supposed tech support incident where this guy is telling a customer to right-click on the desktop to make a menu to come up. The guy was like; "Nothing's happening, still." So the tech support guy asks him what he's been doing, and the guy says; "Well, I've been writing 'click' on the desktop and nothing's happened...."
` I don't know any Jesus freaks (at least, besides that one Jewish girl... it's a bizarre story), but I do occasionally hang out with a Jesus. As you probably know by now. There is much on my blog about my strange friends as of late.
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