Burn a Man
This reminded me: although I know it will be a national tragedy when they lay me low, and the motorcade might even be five miles long. I want to have a hell of a wake. Actually a viking funeral is what I really want.
Can I be the burning corpse? Please?
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2005/09/07/notes090705.DTL&nl=fix
9 comments:
I think that might be illegal. If you want, when you die, i'll make a model of a viking ship and a doll that looks like you. I'll set it on fire and float it down my drainage ditch, you know, in tribute.
damn,
I think that's voodoo or something.
and drainage ditch isn't quite what I had in mind.
i think you should go out like King Authur did in Excaliber. At the end of the movie, he's on a boat with some KICK ASS music, sailing away into the sunset with goddess like women standing over his body - right after he gave Excaliber back to the lady of the lake.
p.s. i think those chicks were neked under those robes. hell YEEEEAH!!!!
GEEZ. Nevermind! I won't do the viking funeral for you! GAWD!
It sounds like you're more qualified to be a waste management person, or a plumber or something.
We want a new post!
sorry, don't have time to do that! I'm on vacation!
NEW POST
NEW POST!!!!!!!
` What about being thrown in an old bathtub and lit on fire in the nearest river? (Hopefully the water isn't polluted enough at the time to catch on fire.)
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