9.08.2005

Burn a Man

This reminded me: although I know it will be a national tragedy when they lay me low, and the motorcade might even be five miles long. I want to have a hell of a wake. Actually a viking funeral is what I really want.
Can I be the burning corpse? Please?


http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2005/09/07/notes090705.DTL&nl=fix

9 comments:

Aaron said...

I think that might be illegal. If you want, when you die, i'll make a model of a viking ship and a doll that looks like you. I'll set it on fire and float it down my drainage ditch, you know, in tribute.

Amber said...

damn,
I think that's voodoo or something.
and drainage ditch isn't quite what I had in mind.

cassie d said...

i think you should go out like King Authur did in Excaliber. At the end of the movie, he's on a boat with some KICK ASS music, sailing away into the sunset with goddess like women standing over his body - right after he gave Excaliber back to the lady of the lake.

p.s. i think those chicks were neked under those robes. hell YEEEEAH!!!!

Aaron said...

GEEZ. Nevermind! I won't do the viking funeral for you! GAWD!

Amber said...

It sounds like you're more qualified to be a waste management person, or a plumber or something.

Aaron said...

We want a new post!

Amber said...

sorry, don't have time to do that! I'm on vacation!

cassie d said...

NEW POST
NEW POST!!!!!!!

S E E Quine said...

` What about being thrown in an old bathtub and lit on fire in the nearest river? (Hopefully the water isn't polluted enough at the time to catch on fire.)