Is that a compliment?
So, Tom just informed me that he won the red stapler award at work. They actually gave him a red swingline stapler!!
I think that a certificate to starbucks would have been nicer, or a trip to Ireland, or something.
I'm not sure if this is a good thing, actually. Wasn't Milton the one that got moved to the basement and burned the place down?
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damn!! A red one??? all I got was a grey one (exactly like the red one but NOT RED!!??) lucky basterd!
I will remind you, Amber, that milton also got that big ass check that he took to the tropics!!
yeah, I suppose so. I don't know if that's going to happen though! They'll be like: "Tom, we let you go home, every weekend. You ask too much!"
That's awesome! I wish I could get something cool like that at work. It would probably get stolen or lost, though.
~Jade
at least he's still getting a paycheck!
you should ask Tom to detox the basement while he's at home....
;D
haha, good one, I think I will.
Last time I asked for a mai tai, but I received a pina colada. And I said no salt on the margarita, but there were big grains of salt.
I'll take my travelers checks to a competing resort. I'll call your ministry of tourism and have this place condemned. Big grains of salt!
Haven't you ever seen the movie? Those are quotes from when Milton is sitting on the beach at that resort.
what was the t-shirt he was wearing while on the beach?
` Mmm. Lovely stapler. Looks like delicious candy.
Didn't it say 'I ate the worm'?
you are correct, sir!
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