8.31.2005

hmmm, can I get that up front?

I am worth $1,719,070 on HumanForSale.com

17 comments:

Aaron said...

I bid $5!

Blackpetunia said...

This is not Ebay, you want to bid you go there. This is a nice place with nice people who pay way more than 5 dollar.

Aaron said...

OK, OK! $7.50!

locomocos said...

i think i took that survey and i was worth like $10 or something, cause i smoked and did drugs....

Blackpetunia said...

yeah ok,
i did all that, but i don't have a college degree,

locomocos said...

you should get a profile photo!!! you could post it on your Lunar Society web page!!! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!

Then you'll be worth like $20 or something!!!!

Blackpetunia said...

I don't know how, since our lunar site is actually not really running right now. I'll talk to Tom soon.

locomocos said...

BOO!!! you need a funny picture!!!!

Aaron said...

Are you on myspace Amber? That's where my photo is hosted.

Aaron said...

That site has it right between the sexes though. I'm worth about two hundred grand more than any woman I've seen. Check Me Out!

Blackpetunia said...

That's only because of your earning potential in regards to paying child support. Have no illusions.

locomocos said...

how did you get myspace to host your picture?

Aaron said...

Good one Amber. It couldn't be because I'd be more willing to work hard rather than talk on the phone and paint my nails.

Secretary: "How do you write women so well?"

Melvin: "I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountablility."

What movie is that?

Aaron said...

you simply upload your picture to myspace. i assume you do it the same way you did your picture of the pong machine.

Blackpetunia said...

I'm not sure what movie,
I'm not quite the cinephile that Cassie is. But I will say one thing,
I think you might be a tad sexist, A-ron. I'm detecting a certain amount of dismissal towards women in general. That and you seem sort of conservative, unless you're even better at sarcasm than I am.

locomocos said...

as good as it gets.


that movie blew my butthole

Aaron said...

You'll never know Amber. I may be as big of a bush-hater as you. You'll never be able to tell where my sarcasm is coming from. That's how I keep you interested.

I know I can get you girls riled up with comments like that. I like it when you get sassy!