hmmm, can I get that up front?

I am worth $1,719,070 on HumanForSale.com

Here was the first...or second?

I found the first one I found, who knows if it's actually prior to the "Real Eye of the hurricane" shot.

Whether the weather

Ok,
So what they haven't told us is just how imminently dangerous this whole hurricane is.
Apparently, it's going so strong down there that it's blowing the pants off middle aged white guys.

woohoo

I actually changed the links! yes!
so I guess I'm going to learn HTML.
This is so good for me, my life has changed. I don't know what to say,
THANK YOU for converting me. I am born again! Praise Loco and A-ron.

Ach I did it

I've drank the kool-ade